If you follow me on Twitter, you might’ve seen my tweets about the day I had. If not, you can go over there and read them, but now that I’m home I thought I’d post the email that I sent to my boss and some co-workers while I was at SFO earlier today. So, without further ado, here it is:

Here’s a recap of my day so far for your amusement :-)

1. Get up and head to the Montogomery St. BART to get on the train to SFO.
2. Have to switch trains/platforms in Daly City, even though I was on the Daly City/SFO train.
3. Wait forever for the train, which was delayed.
4. Get to the airport 30 mins before my flight and cannot check in. Miss my flight.
5. Wait in a line of 20-30 people for much longer than anyone should ever have to wait in line for anything.
6. Get told the 4:00 flight is full and get put on standby.
7. Decide to eat something since I have 5 hours to kill.
8. Get a tuna sub from Subway, which I have done a hundred times in the past without issue.
9. An hour later, I am hunched over in a stall vomitting repeatedly.
10. While in the stall vomitting, I get to listen to the guy in the stall next to me that seemed to be masturbating.
11. Repeat #9 for the next 2 hours, thankfully without #10.
12. Head into security about 45 minutes ago, and surprise, surprise, I get chosen for “additional screening”.
13. Get treated like a terrorist for the next 10-15 minutes.
14. Arrive at gate and sit down. A guy sits down next to me that is literally yelling into his phone at the top of his lungs.
15. Loud guy gets off phone and toddler behind me begins screaming.

All of this, and I still won’t find out if I’m even on the flight for another 10-15 minutes.

Holy crap. Can I get a do-over for today?

- jim

Sent from my iPhone

Sounds like fun, huh? I didn’t think so :-) I am so, so, SO happy to be home right now words can’t even explain it.