Attention Halo players now playing Call of Duty 4!

January 25th, 2008 @ 3:36 PM

Yes, this means you, Mr. Fucktard-Camping-In-The-Corner-Or-Behind-A-Door-The-Entire-Match (even though I’ve killed 12 times because you haven’t moved after killing me once, you dumbass). Or you, Mr. I’m-Jumping-Like-A-Retard-So-You-Can’t-Possibly-Kill-Me!. And yes, even you, Mr. Racist-Homophobic-12-year-Old-Who-Insists-On-Delighting-Us-All-With-Your-Awesome-Singing-Skills-In-The-Lobby. I have one message for you:

Do us all a huge favor, and go the fuck back to Halo 3. You’re ruining the game, you fucks. Believe me, we’ll do fine without your 8 kills and 17 deaths and without your stupid singing, jumping, camping asses on our teams.

PS, are you all really that retarded that you camp in Free-For-All matches? Jesus H. Christ in motherfuckin’ chicken basket. Give it up, already.

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